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ORDER ONLY: Centaurs and wand ingredients
Apr. 16th, 2014 03:04 pmRight, then, I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is, I've just come back from another go-around with the centaurs, and I've finally got them to agree that it's all right for some of our people to have free passage through the whole Forest, including their territory, for the purpose of scavenging wand parts like by checking bushes for unicorn tail hairs and the like. They even gave me a list of places that would be good to look.
The bad news is a little more complex. First off, they won't provide any kind of escort or guard -- anyone who goes in will be at-their-own-risk. Second, they were very concerned about the well-being of the other inhabitants of the Forest, so whoever goes scavenging can't kill anything while they're in there, for any reason at all -- not even self-defense.
Third, they said they'd only accept "foals" who were "pure of heart, body, and magic", and they'd consider it a breach of the agreement if anyone who wasn't came through. This was the sticking point for a long chunk of the conversation, because I couldn't figure out what they meant. I thought at first they meant "pure" like, you know, acceptable-to-unicorns pure. (If you know what I mean.) Turns out, yes, that's part of it, but not the whole: they want our emissaries to be under the age of adulthood (the younger the better) AND virgins AND to have never "acted with hatred towards another in their hearts" AND to have never cast any Dark magic. Which I tried to get them to define, because from how they were talking I didn't think they just meant the Cardinals, but all they'd say was that whoever we sent must not have been "corrupted by the touch of the magic ruled by Mars", whatever that's supposed to mean,Merlin I am so tired of trying to get them to make bloody sense
So. On the one hand, hurrah for getting them to agree to allow some of us in to collect supplies. On the other hand, that's a bloody inconvenient set of restrictions, and it doesn't escape me that our youngest members -- the ones most likely to meet their requirements -- are also the ones who are least likely to be able to take care of themselves in the Forest, which is bloody dangerous at the best of times. And given the state of the Hogwarts curriculum, do we even have anybody who's never cast Dark magic?
I'm not going to ask about the virginity thing, that's just awkward all around, but can any of you say for sure that you've never cast Dark magic and have never "acted with hatred towards another in your heart"? (And how would they tell about that last, anyway?)
The good news is, I've just come back from another go-around with the centaurs, and I've finally got them to agree that it's all right for some of our people to have free passage through the whole Forest, including their territory, for the purpose of scavenging wand parts like by checking bushes for unicorn tail hairs and the like. They even gave me a list of places that would be good to look.
The bad news is a little more complex. First off, they won't provide any kind of escort or guard -- anyone who goes in will be at-their-own-risk. Second, they were very concerned about the well-being of the other inhabitants of the Forest, so whoever goes scavenging can't kill anything while they're in there, for any reason at all -- not even self-defense.
Third, they said they'd only accept "foals" who were "pure of heart, body, and magic", and they'd consider it a breach of the agreement if anyone who wasn't came through. This was the sticking point for a long chunk of the conversation, because I couldn't figure out what they meant. I thought at first they meant "pure" like, you know, acceptable-to-unicorns pure. (If you know what I mean.) Turns out, yes, that's part of it, but not the whole: they want our emissaries to be under the age of adulthood (the younger the better) AND virgins AND to have never "acted with hatred towards another in their hearts" AND to have never cast any Dark magic. Which I tried to get them to define, because from how they were talking I didn't think they just meant the Cardinals, but all they'd say was that whoever we sent must not have been "corrupted by the touch of the magic ruled by Mars", whatever that's supposed to mean,
So. On the one hand, hurrah for getting them to agree to allow some of us in to collect supplies. On the other hand, that's a bloody inconvenient set of restrictions, and it doesn't escape me that our youngest members -- the ones most likely to meet their requirements -- are also the ones who are least likely to be able to take care of themselves in the Forest, which is bloody dangerous at the best of times. And given the state of the Hogwarts curriculum, do we even have anybody who's never cast Dark magic?
I'm not going to ask about the virginity thing, that's just awkward all around, but can any of you say for sure that you've never cast Dark magic and have never "acted with hatred towards another in your heart"? (And how would they tell about that last, anyway?)