I'm embarrassed to say I've only just woken up. They let me sleep the clock around! (I reckon maybe they're ducking the moment when we have to meet eyes and blush at each other.)

I feel... nice. A bit hungry. But rested and chipper. Bea won't know me when I go downstairs!

Becky Spring? Ohhhh, now there's a piece of work! You weren't serious about her, I hope! Sorry. Not my business! But I'm glad you managed to see Bill, and it's a rotten shame about Percy. I suppose it really is too far gone to just knock him over the head, take him somewhere, and shout sense at him until he sees some. No, I know. It's just sad.

As for your Stornoway lot, I expect you set Dree straight about personality coming out well before the nappies are off? Tell her I'd love to come sometime for dragon talk.

I'm off for some supper. Hope Kreacher's willing to feed me.

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